"Yes, Greg. I had this sword made to look exactly like Excalibur to... pull your leg, as they say." He said with a huff.

"No, we are not kidding you, and yes, I am Arthur, or I suppose some sort of reincarnation of him. Aren't you supposed to bow at my feet or grovel or something?" He asked in a dull tone, but with the hint of a smirk on his face.