"I don't do... dates... or relationships. That is a mortal concept that we gods are above." He said, the word 'dates' said with utter disdain.
"Even if I wanted to, I can't take you to a restaurant or buy you pretty things or whatever other trite bullshit those mortals do to try to buy other people's affections." He swept his hand in a circle. "Look around. This is hell, not some bustling city with shops and stores and... people." He almost spit out the last word.
"I don't know what you want from me, but I don't think I can give it to you, whatever it is."
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Date: 2018-02-06 12:37 am (UTC)"Even if I wanted to, I can't take you to a restaurant or buy you pretty things or whatever other trite bullshit those mortals do to try to buy other people's affections." He swept his hand in a circle. "Look around. This is hell, not some bustling city with shops and stores and... people." He almost spit out the last word.
"I don't know what you want from me, but I don't think I can give it to you, whatever it is."