Sherlock frowned. "I fuck anonymous men in strip clubs. I don't think that's very conducive to being married.

He looked down and took a sip of his coffee.

"I assume that you have never heard of me then. I am a consulting detective. When the police are out of their element, which is always, they I help them solve cases. I also take personal cases, like the one I was working on when I ran into you.. literally. "